Art by GA IS
new xkcd "[x] years" comic dropped... maybe it's all gonna be alright...
Why is this crystal ball filled with goo? Or possibly chlorine gas?
Idk how they build 'em, I'm only first-level user support 🤷♂️
The chlorine gas is there as a safety feature
“No, there are children.”
Niklas (4) responding to the question whether there are foreigners in his kindergarten
to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.
if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences
it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.
meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead
Do you hurt worse in the autumn than in the summer? You may be taking fall damage.
Of course it’s in the middle of my ted lasso rewatch that I learn Messi will be here in march????
Keeping an eye out for next seasons tix like a goddamn hawk